OLTL Recap: 2/11

Vicki and Natalie bicker that Jess is really and _ess, so they shouldn't just assume that she's okay to be around babies and...you know...mammals.

Gigi serves Michael and Marcie big plates of food, and they talk about how they are all going to the Go Red ball, and why do people ever act surprised that they are all going to the same function, when they constantly are up in each other's business anyway? Gigi is excited by her dress.

Gatehouse: Stacy meanwhile opens the dress bag and admires the unremarkable dress. Also, Gigi, ever hear of a CLOSET? It's not like ironing an evening gown is particularly easy, so don't leave it all scrunched up on the sofa.

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Cafe: Marcie wants to stay home and pout that Karma was all "hey, remember when you kidnapped Todd's son? Neaner effing neaner."

Llanview High: Starr and Dillon continue their ripped from the headlines creepy relationship. I can maybe get they'd talk about their dead baby dead mommy connection, but now Starr is flat out gossiping about Langston. and maybe Dillon is a good guy, but grown man who listens to teen girl gossip morosely about another teen girl? sorry, I can't see that being kosher.

Llanview High: No one notices that Cole is stoned out of his mind. I think somehow Bo and Nora didn't believe Matthew when he told them the truth that Cole is the stoner and not him.

St. Anne's: Jessica berates herself for letting Tess come out. Brody assures her that Tess was a good mother too and was very concerned about her baby when she was here. Jess says she's been starting to have Tess memories, and she says she hasn't told her family yet. Natalie is all angry about almost being murdered, and Vicki is trying not to become two people at all times anyway, so she can only talk to Brody.

Llanfair: Jared tries to talk Natalie down. Rex bursts in and needs to see Vicki and says he was just at Stubbsboulet and he asks about Dorian. Vicki says every time she sees him, he's blathering about David or Dorian, so does he know what she's up to. Rex bites his lip, totally surprised that his temper tantrumy bursting into a room and asking about a woman before saying hi somehow tipped his hand.

Roxie's Motel: Dorian tries to keep Jacket Guy at bay on finding David.

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Roxie's Motel: Dorian talks with a drawl and tells Jacket Guy that David will be at the ball. She doesn't let on that she's married to him or that she even knows where he is in general.

Llanfair: Rex says he can't tell Vicki. How does Rex manage to tie his shoes? I don't hate him, but he and Lucky seem to be about as bright as each other. Natalie answers the door and gets a mysterious package. As you do from time to time in Llanview.

Llanview High: Starr heartbreakingly talks about holding Chloe and how it felt like the baby liked her. Aw. Dillon says his mom says babies love unconditionally. Dillon hops up and says he's doing some sort of study on evolution. Starr hilariously says she loves evolution. It's such a random thing to say, but it endears me to her b/c I totally geeked out on evolution at her age. She's going to be his assistant. I think she's going to assist him in a statutory rape charge, but hopefully not!

Cafe: Michael and Marcie still exist. He does sweetly formally invite her out on a date. It's cute when married people pretend to be relevant on a soap.

Gatehouse: Stacy chews the scenery and plots to take over the world. Who the hell is Stacy?

Buchansion: Bo yells at Matthew about drugs. The stupid thing about this is that yelling about drugs doesn't work on a drug user and it REALLY doesn't work on a good kid who is being called a liar for telling the truth. WAy to get your son to want a drink, BO.

LLanview High: Idiot Clueless Nora talks to super stoned Cole and says he can talk to her. and this is just the reverse of the previous scene. When adults are totally clueless about drug use, it just makes the kid feel even more lost. Oh, gawd, doosh hat shows up to give him some pills. Cole still wants the drugs.

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Llanfair: Oh, so some dude drove all the hell the way out to Llanfair to give a PARKING VOUCHER to Jessica? How very General Hospital of you, show. Anyhoo, all that matters is now Natalie and Jared now know Tess went to the hospital the night Chloe was born, and that means poor Starr gets to quit suffering, so bring on more stupid nonsense deliveries!

St. Anne's: More adorable comforting of each other.

Buchansion: Bo loudly yells at Matthew, but since he was honest and being punished, he is rightly being a jerk to them. He gives Nora the most hilarious bitchface when she yells at him, and Bo says not to disrespect her, and he just disses them both and leaves. and good for him. Shut up, Bo and Nora.

Roxie Motel: Uh...why is Roxie hallucinating that her stuffed beaver is talking to her. and, I mean a literal stuffed beaver. That's not a naughty joke. Dorian gets Jacket Guy to leave, but she seems happy that whatever her plan is...it's still very much in motion.

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Gatehouse: Gigi comes home just after Stacy stole her ticket and dress and wonders where her ticket and dress are. stoopid.

Roxie's Motel: Rex and Roxie have one of their telepathic conversations whereby he can smell that she's got a good secret. She consults her beaver and says David is upstairs.

Llanview High: Starr jubilantly starts to tell Cole about her new statutory rape project, but she tells him just as Dooshhat is handing over the pills. She leaves in disgust and sadness.

St. Anne's: Bree Williamson is so pretty. Her visit is done, and he says he'll see her at her next appointment. She glowingly smiles that she might not wait that long and will come just to see him. She leaves, and he's left with the tacit smile of a man in love.

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