OLTL Recap 2/17: About Last Night

Gatehouse: Stacy wakes up on the floor next to some dude and screams up to Gigi and Rex not to come downstairs.

Buchansion: Nora waks up in a red camisole, with the 3 of spades stuck to her forehead. heh. She realizes she's cuddled up on the sofa in Bo's arms and asks how this happened. Clint grumplily repeats that from the doorway.

Roxie's motel: David and Dorian wake up on the coffe table. Dorian demands "zip me!" He does and asks if they.... We see two empty bottles of champagne and Dorian says "share a blisfful evening? yes we did."

Another Bed: Blair wakes up muttering John's name, but it's Todd, looking like the cat who ate the canary.

Yet another bed: Marty wakes up and mutters "what did I do last night?"

Stairwell: John saunters up some stairs.

Marty's bed: Marty notices her sleeve is covered in blood. She begins to call Wes's name, and realizes he's in bed with her, witha knife in his chest. She falls out of the bed while screaming, while John calls to her from the other side of the door.

Credits

One of the 85 bars in town: Talia and her friend whose name I can't remember gossip about that guy named Fish. She says he's growing on her.

Gatehouse: Stacy tries to cover her lover, but she just tosses a blanket and a couch cushion on him. Luckily, Gigi and Rex are the worst Private Eye's ever, so they don't notice. They go to get breakfast, while stacy tosses Floor Guy out the door. It's nice that everyone is so devoted to Go Red's cause, that they all bought red lingerie!

Buchansion: Clint asks Nora and Bo if they remember what happened last night. Bo stands up and holds his head and says he doesn't. Nora says she recalls raiding Bo's wine cellar. Nigel saunters in with a tray of hangover cures and apologizes that he's only working at half power. Nora points to a disgusting looking glass, and he says "it's Mum's hangover cure: banana shake with Worcechester sauce" Nora stifles a gag. Renee saunters in and begs for a banana shake with Worcechester sauce. oh, heavens. Nora laments that David is Asa's son.

Roxie's Motel: David and Dorian poke at their heads. He asks if he's really Asa's son. He recalls that she walked out on him last night. She says she wanted him to take the journey on his own and divorce her or embrace her. David says she married him for the wrong reasons, but she apologized and said she was vindictive and mean. Dorian says she wanted to stick it to Clint, but he had to make the decision of what to do with his fortune. David remembers opening the door to call Dorian back in and kiss her. In the present, Doran says they'll have everyting now. david looks at the bacchnalian display of food and wine and says "it kind of looks liek we already have."

Todd's Place: Blair remains in bed, very gray and confused. Todd gets up chipperly and opens the shades. He tells Blair that she got drunk and froze John out, so he left. (we see this in flashback) Blair says it's not a joke and asks how she got here. Todd says "a couple of more drinks" (flashback. Blair sucks down another drink and licks her fingers. heh. Todd offers her a ride, but then he toddishly leaves. She chases after him for the ride, but has to take off her shoes.) Blair gets annoyed and asks how she ended up in is bed (she's still wearing her gown, so I doubt there was hanky panky)

Marty's room: (or Wes's Room) john breaks in, sees Dead Wes and asks a very frantic Marty what happened.

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Marty's room: John helpfully tells Marty that Wes is dead. Marty is a mess and says she doesn't know what happened, she just woke up and it was like this. John is perturbed for some reason, but he finally softens and asks her to tell him what happened. She remembers drunkenly stumbling into the room. Wes was angry and says he's not her friend. She used him and dragged him to the ball, and then he got smacked. In the present Marty says Wes was really angry, and Wes said he remembered seeing Lee the night she was killed. She remembers his saying he hated Lee for what she did to his family, and that Marty told him about the safe house. She remembers asking if he killed her, and Wes asking how she could know that. In the present, Marty doesn't seem to have told John these things, but he seems concerned.

Todd's Place: Blair is not in her gown, but she just happens to have a red slip in her purse? or she was wearing that under her gown? She recalls Todd crawling into bed to pass out, and Blair stumbling about looking for the bathroom. She slurs about how his suite is girly, and that she recognizes it. lol, Cassie DiPaiva might be a hoot as a drunk if this is how she behaves. She slurs that this is where Tea sleeps, and then she starts to yell at him, but then she trips and falls into bed, and immediately passed out.

Buchansion: flashback Clint, Nora, Renee, Bo and Nigel sit on the floor and play poker and listen to bad rock. Bo gets disgusted with his hand and heads out to the barn to say his good byes. Nigel hands him a bottle of whiskey for the road. Nora giggles that she's going to have to fold b/c she's out of chips, and Nigel suggests strip poker. oh dears. In the present Nora and Nigel beg that they didn't, but Renee is still half drunk and laughs that they just kept playing and playing. Flashback. Nigel wears sock garters. that rules. Renee gets a king high flush, so Nigel and Clint have to strip. Off go the sock garters! In the present, Renee says she Nora passed out on the floor, and Renee couldn't get her to bed. Flashback. Bo stumbles into the house and strips his way to the couch and passes out. Nora crawls up off the floor and stands, she walks to her room, but then passes out on top of Bo, with the 3 of spades in her hand. in the present Nora asks "what's a little lost dignity among relatives" fair enough.

PalaceHotell: Dorian says they ordered everything. This must not actually be Roxie's and is really the Palace or someplace. She says none of this would have happened if he hadn't forgiven her. David holds his robes and contemplates. He says he's going to miss his morning 'saut taut taaaa" He says he found comfort in peace and wonders if he's ready to give it up. He pauses a beat and says yeahabsolutelywhoneedspeacewhenyagotallthatBuchanonmoney?" then he grabs her in a tickling embrace while she squeals.

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So, basically the Go Red ball is trying to make cancer not kill as many people by making LIVER DISEASE kill MORE people?

Gatehouse: Stacy and Gigi blah blah

Bar: Oh, the guy Stacy slept with is the guy Talia's friend likes? Talia cutely makes herself scarce, but Stacy Floor Guy tells Taliafriend that he can't see her anymore.

Todd's Place: Todd says Blair owes him a thank you for keeping her out a ditch. She refuses to thank him. He says that John was way more into Marty than Blair last night. Blair refuses to be annoyed and points out that Marty was all over Wes. Todd says it's over between him and Marty. Blair doesn't buy it. She says if looks could kill, Wes would be dead.

See what they ddi there? we totally just cut to Wes's dead body. Marty tries to remember what happened after the fight. She only recalls being drunk and wanting to lay down. She recalls wondering if maybe Wes did kill Lee, and she recalls thinking she was the only witness who could put Todd away. She collapses a bit at the weight of it all and begins to mutter in a whispery way wondering if she could have gone crazy and killed Wes. John, as usual, stands around like he's waiting for people to quit talking about something he considers beneath him.

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marty's room: Marty laments that she could have killed someone b/c she tried to kill Todd, and John doesn't know.

Palace Hotel: Dorian has called up a series of personal tailors and shoppers to outfit her and David in the style to which they want to become accustomed. David yells at the tailor "silk? I want cashmere!" Then he tosses some ties to the floor one at a time "too wide! too senatorial! too inexpensive!" and then he holds one up in disgust and says "paisley?" Tailor lady asks Dorian if this goes on the charge card,a nd Dorian dreamily says "no, my husband will be paying." then she tells him to open a box, and he pulls out a black cowboy hat. Dorian drawls that his pa would be so proud. Indeed.

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Gatehouse: Gigi tortures herself by looking at old photos. Apparently she used to have a mullet. She says it's odd that she was just talking about finding them. Yes, it IS odd how people in soaps bring up people or things that never mattered, only to have a HUGE development in that regard pop out of NOWHERE.

So whoever the hell Stacy is recalls hooking up with whoever the hell the guy is she hooked up with. He thinks he met the love of his life, and she thinks he's totally gross. I can't wait to continue to not care whatsoever!

Buchansion: Renee dreamily says she could invite David to dinner and get the cook to poison him. heh. The doorbell sounds, and they all steel themselves to finally get the heck out of Asa's house. Finally!

Marty's Room: Or is this John's room? Blair saunters by with bagels or whatever and peaks into the room with bloody Marty, dead Wes and annoying John and hears Marty begging him not to call the police.

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Bar: Fish says Layla is great and will find someone wonderful (he's just told her he met someone else) Talia rushes in with a package for Fish, and he leaves. Layla says Fish just dumped her. (and she is right to look annoyed b/c she's way out of his league)

Gatehouse: Rex feels all stupid and optimistic that it's a good thing Stacy and Gigi have found each other again. Rex and Gigi are remarkably stupid people.

Buchansion: Nigel announces "Mr. and Mrs. Vickers" They enter hilariously dressed in black from head to toe and Dorian smiles "It's Mr. and Mrs. Buchanon now." David seems to be wearing mink. How Buddhist-y of him! Bo goes around the room to compliment everyone. Bo suspiciously asks where he's going with all this. David says "you're family and should know what you mean to me." They all stare at him, and then he laughs "and now that you do....get the hell out of my house." hahahahaha!

Dead Wes Room: Blair snottily calls the police to report a murder. Um, Marty you can look like you swallowed a lemon all you want, but what did you think would happen if you stole Blair's boyfriend? (love ya Marty!)

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