GH Recap 11/06: Nine Nurses Noshing

Jericho: Luke and Laura are safe and sound. Apparently Los Angeles, that sparcely populated area near Santa Monica, I don't know if you've heard of it? Anyway, apparently it just happens to have its own share of perfectly apportioned, abandoned cabins. Laura sips coffee while Luke begs to be let inside. She made him sleep outside.

Carly's House: Carly wakes up on the chaise lounge, snuggled under a muppet pelt. She wakes up Sonny and angrily tells him he made it through the night. I sure hope someone in the audience loves this couple.

Jason and Vampire Cody! Hi, Vampire, Cody! Vampire Cody must be a half breed of vampire and laptop b/c he is able to figure out what the detonator is immediately.

The Danger Control Room: Sam wakes up in the way over the top mission control panel room, all groggy and unhappy to see Jerry.

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Carly's Room: Carly has a giant head board, but for some reason the bed is placed against an enormous wall of windows. Whos' idea was that? Or is the bed set away from the windows? creating a weird, small area that is a pain to vacuum and totally easy to lose the remote behind? Also: Sonny and Carly bicker.

Jericho: Laura is just big, fat helping herself to a continental breakfast in the home of strangers. Luke asks if he needs to explain, but she yells that she's not his wife, Tracy is, so he doesn't need to explain. Luke explains it was a scam, and he married Tracy for alimony and hopes to pocket a couple of million and walk away. Laura is not impressed with this bit of grossery. he says that things kept going, and he knows he should have been more honest. Laura, with a big ol' bit of delicious, delicious toast in her mouth barks "more honest? how about more honest at all?" Luke begins to have a coughing fit. At first Laura tells him to knock it off, but then she gets concerned in spite of herself. Xylophone Guy is very concerned too. plonk ;plonk!

GH Lounge: maxie peruses the badass mix tape that Spinelli made her. She doesn't know if she should leave or stay. Surely she should get a change of clothes, but the sad part is her sister or Robin is who would normally do that for her. As a friend of mine recently said, she was gonna have to get a new "underwear friend" b/c the old one was moving away. You know, that person you can call and say "can you bring me some underwear?" and they don't ask questions and have a key and know which drawer to go to. Those are hard to come by. With Spinelli, it woudl just be awkward to ask. jason shows up to get an update. Maxie lights up and says "emma grace, perfect and pink and HIV negative" They sadly relay the news that Robin isn't doing so well.

Robin's Room: Patrick has decided to buck up a little and say they should talk about living arrangements when she wakes up. The nursery closet won't work much longer. He wants a house and fence and even a dog. "Look what you did to me, confirmed bachelor to family guy in 10 seconds flat....but I like it!" He asks her to remind him to thank her for opening up a new world, that he can't wait to live in with her. As per ususal, this guy is just breaking my heart. You can't fake tears like that. You certainly can't fake the way his mouth contorts as he tries to get his words out and hold back sobs.

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Carly's House: Carly has brought Sonny pop tarts, but even though we are supposed to think she lives on junk food, she didn't even cook those right. Either that, or Sonny's palate is sooooo durn sophisticated that he can't enjoy a Pop tart. Whatever. I don't buy them, but I'd eat the heck out of one if I had only had cold, salty soup in the past 24 hours! I suppose this is supposed to be adorable?

Robin's Room: Patrick continues to pray for Robin to wake up. Jason comes in and apologizes for intruding. Patrick seems happy to see him, though. He tells Jason that Robin has medicosis jargonitis. Jason says this means her blood won't clot. For a second I think that Jason is about to grow a mullet and put on argyle sweaters and become a doctor again. But then Jason tells patrick that Sam had the same thing a few years ago. He says Sam survived,. though. Patrick says he needs to do some stuff, but that Robin would want Jason here. That's very nice of him. Jason sits down and he and Piano Guy sing a sad little song about hope and waking up and hanging in there.

Laurel Canyon: Cops and Tracy and Laura's Kids hang out at the accident site. Tracy easily discerns that this is a setup and vintage Luke and Laura, and that they are on the run. I hope this means everyone goes to Wyndermere and tries on pretty clothes, now! I was soooo little when Luke and Laura did that, and I'm still frankly bummed that hubby and I have never gotten locked in a department store.

Jericho: Laura goes to check on Luke, but of course, he's okay and runs into the well apportioned but abandoned cabin. Laura tells him that the perfect lie contains an element of truth. He tells her if she's going to hate him, she has to do it to his face. To show how sick of him she is, she gets all up in his grill, so much so that he has to meekly back away. and ask for coffee.

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Robin's Room: Jason holds Robin's hand and talks about the night one of them almost left for Paris the first time. He says she said she had faith in his future. He didn't know what it meant, so she explained that faith is trust mixed with hope. He says he's holding faith that she won't let go of the incredible life she's about to have. Anna knocks and says he doesn't have to leave. he needs to work, and all these emotions are baffling to him. Anna says Robin thinks of Jason as a pivotal person in her life. jason says it works both ways. Anna says she'll tell Robin he was here. Jason says she'll get married, I have faith. Anna whips her head towards him and says almost accusingly "Of course she's going to." jason nods and leaves. Anna turns back to her daughter with a great deal of fear and concern in her eyes as she tries to dismiss any doubts she has about her daughter's recovery.

Carly's House: sonny has a vomitous memory of limosex. Please be forewarned and have the appropriate number of buckets at the ready.

The Danger Control Room: Sam is alone and alert now. She sees some paperwork and tries to reach them with her super long heels, but she's chained to a bed, so she can't reach. Jerry pops in to says she's very pretty and sexy but not all that bright.

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