GH Recap 11/05: Eight Mobster's Girlfriends

Sam's Apartment: Jerry and Sam struggle. Jason tries to call her, but there is no answer. sam is looking more Punky Brewstery than normal today.

Robin's Room: The baby was born yesterday, apparently. Robin has crashed and Patrick gives CPR.

Carly's house: Sonny and Carly are still hanging around dripping wet and bleeding all over the place. So unsanitary, those two.

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LA Hotel Room: Cops are going to arrest Nik for being a foreign national. omg. So Liv wasn't kidding about this storyline? omg. GH is actually going to some sort of weird political place and saying it's a brave new world and no one wants to pay for court costs for foreign nationals? lmao. did someone in the writer's room get a little too much cable news while waiting on the election? Oh, and Looloo is dressed like a French maid, so apparently I missed some wacky hijinks.

Carly's House: Sonny lies around shirtless and weakly. For some reason Carly starts fighting about Kate. Omg, these people are so aggravating. I think I've already made the comparison, but I think if George and Martha from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf ever invited them over for drinks after a faculty party, it would be George and Martha who run screaming from the house, sobbing uncontrollably and wondering "George, I"ve never met such maladjusted, bickering sociopaths in my life!"

Sam's Apartment: Jerry has Sam sit in a chair while he stalks around with a gun and waits for his contact to run out. Sam has a tear above her knee, and the wound is bleeding. But I bet she doesn't limp when she walks. Jason shows up. Jerry hides but indicates he'll shoot if she says anything. Jason buts in and Sam asks what he's doing there. Why, Sam, he's there to stare blankly of course. What else would he be doing anywhere?

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Sam's Apartment: Jason says something is wrong b/c she hung up. she pretends to be annoyed with him and acts like she thinks he's barging in. She says she just hung up on him b/c she didn't like that he suddenly seemed so interested. Jason isn't quite buying it, so Sam busts out that this was a painful thing for her b/c he had been the love of her life, but then he dumped her. She pours on the water works, so that all he can basically do is run the hell out of the room because of how unhinged she sounds. Jerry smiles appreciatively at her performance. Jason? stares. oh, and blinks!

Carly's House: The mob doctor has checked on Sonny's oozing wound and leaves.

LA Hotel: Tracy yells at the concierge. Something about a car being canceled and uncanceled. Scotty shows up with two cops. She asks if Luke is okay. the cop said that there was an accident and a car went over a cliff, and they think Luke and Laura were inside. Tracy yells at Scotty.

LA Guest Room: Looloo thinks she can just explain to the nice cops that they totally didn't mean to break into the hotel room in an obviously hijinksy and stupid way. What the hell happened? did these cops ask to see if everyone's papers were in order, or something? Or is this another instance of people just glancing at Nik and thinking "Hmmmm, that guy is clearly not a normal guy. I bet he's a prince! Like a literal prince of royal blood. Just look at the way he carries himself. I know! Why, I bet if I put this tiny pea on the floor and then piled up a hundred mattresses, he wouldn't be able to sleep at all!"

Robin's Room: robin is stable and unconscious. Because that is what happens when you have a baby. Either your baby has a rare dread disease and needs a half siblings tissue, or the mom is stable and unconscious. The only other option is death.

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Sam's Apartment: Jason says something is wrong b/c she hung up. she pretends to be annoyed with him and acts like she thinks he's barging in. She says she just hung up on him b/c she didn't like that he suddenly seemed so interested. Jason isn't quite buying it, so Sam busts out that this was a painful thing for her b/c he had been the love of her life, but then he dumped her. She pours on the water works, so that all he can basically do is run the hell out of the room because of how unhinged she sounds. Jerry smiles appreciatively at her performance. Jason? stares. oh, and blinks!

Carly's House: The mob doctor has checked on Sonny's oozing wound and leaves.

LA Hotel: Tracy yells at the concierge. Something about a car being canceled and uncanceled. Scotty shows up with two cops. She asks if Luke is okay. the cop said that there was an accident and a car went over a cliff, and they think Luke and Laura were inside. Tracy yells at Scotty.

LA Guest Room: Looloo thinks she can just explain to the nice cops that they totally didn't mean to break into the hotel room in an obviously hijinksy and stupid way. What the hell happened? did these cops ask to see if everyone's papers were in order, or something? Or is this another instance of people just glancing at Nik and thinking "Hmmmm, that guy is clearly not a normal guy. I bet he's a prince! Like a literal prince of royal blood. Just look at the way he carries himself. I know! Why, I bet if I put this tiny pea on the floor and then piled up a hundred mattresses, he wouldn't be able to sleep at all!"

Robin's Room: robin is stable and unconscious. Because that is what happens when you have a baby. Either your baby has a rare dread disease and needs a half siblings tissue, or the mom is stable and unconscious. The only other option is death.

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Sam's Apartment: Jason says something is wrong b/c she hung up. she pretends to be annoyed with him and acts like she thinks he's barging in. She says she just hung up on him b/c she didn't like that he suddenly seemed so interested. Jason isn't quite buying it, so Sam busts out that this was a painful thing for her b/c he had been the love of her life, but then he dumped her. She pours on the water works, so that all he can basically do is run the hell out of the room because of how unhinged she sounds. Jerry smiles appreciatively at her performance. Jason? stares. oh, and blinks!

Carly's House: The mob doctor has checked on Sonny's oozing wound and leaves.

LA Hotel: Tracy yells at the concierge. Something about a car being canceled and uncanceled. Scotty shows up with two cops. She asks if Luke is okay. the cop said that there was an accident and a car went over a cliff, and they think Luke and Laura were inside. Tracy yells at Scotty.

LA Guest Room: Looloo thinks she can just explain to the nice cops that they totally didn't mean to break into the hotel room in an obviously hijinksy and stupid way. What the hell happened? did these cops ask to see if everyone's papers were in order, or something? Or is this another instance of people just glancing at Nik and thinking "Hmmmm, that guy is clearly not a normal guy. I bet he's a prince! Like a literal prince of royal blood. Just look at the way he carries himself. I know! Why, I bet if I put this tiny pea on the floor and then piled up a hundred mattresses, he wouldn't be able to sleep at all!"

Robin's Room: robin is stable and unconscious. Because that is what happens when you have a baby. Either your baby has a rare dread disease and needs a half siblings tissue, or the mom is stable and unconscious. The only other option is death.

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LA Hotel: Apparently Nik has managed not to get sent to Gitmo tonight, but the cops say he has to alert INS in Port Charles within 3 days. What is this storyline? What random beat cop does or says any of this? I just can't wait to see how this becomes more stupider. Maybe they will deport him to Jupiter?

Looloo sees Scotty and starts shrieking about her mom. Scotty says there was an accident and he doesn't remember what happened. How convenient.

Carly's House: Carly serves Sonny soup. I hope Maurice doesn't have to actually eat that b/c it is probably so cold and salty and disgusting. It looks like they just opened a can of Campbells and put it in the bowl at room temperature. I could vomit thinking about it. also, Sonny and Carly bicker, but the gross bowl of soup was the only thing of note in the scene.

Sam's Apartment: Sam's plan works, and Jason storms off. Jerry comes out of hiding and commends her performance. She plays it off that she thinks Jason was the biggest mistake of her life. I have no idea if she's sincere, and I'm not sure if she does either. I also don't think you could possibly fit one more freckle on her chest. Jerry wonders if Jason was suspicious and will come back.

Robin's Room: Maxie is still in her bridesmaid dress and sits by Robin to beg her not to leave her. She holds Robin's hand and says the baby is doing great and is HIV negative. She says she knows people think of Anna is a hero, but Robin is going to get to be a hero too and be her mother's daughter. Maxie says that's the best kind of hero, being with her and watching her grow up, not just in pictures or after the fact, someone who's around all the time, lives under the same roof, manages to make dinner a couple of times a week. Maxie cries a little and says they both know that empty feeling that no matter how good you try to be, your mother just isn't coming back, and that you weren't worth sticking around for. She cries that Emma won't know how sick Robin was and how much Robin loves her and wants her to be in the world, she's just going to know Robin is gone. Maxie pulls it together and says all business like that thus clearly it has been decided that Robin can't die and won't not die for anyone but Emma. I like when Maxie settles things.

Nursery: Patrick stands over his daughter and says he doesn't know what to say. He cries a bit and says Robin wanted her so badly, and it took him awhile to figure out that creating and loving and raising her will be the most important thing they ever do. He kneels beside her little incubator. he says he doesn't know how to be a dad, he can read books and make it look good on the surface. But as far as actually be a Father and making her feel secure and making sure every decision he makes is about her. He tearfully says "I need your mom for that." He bites back a sob and says that without robin, he doesn't know if he can pull this off.

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Robin's Room: It's Anna's turn to do the tearful bedside vigil thing that is a requirement by the FCC to happen at the minimum of every 4 months on all soap operas, or they will lose their right to broadcast. she just lets the tears falls as she says Robin earned this and deserves it. I assume she means motherhood and not the coma? That was an oddly constructed sentence. Anna asks her to stay with them and her little girl.

GH Lobby: Spinelli offers snacks to Mac. Mac can only stare up at him and try to figure out what the hell he is saying but then remembers that it doesn't matter b/c he doesn't want anything but for Robin to be okay. Mac says Robin deserves to have love like this. She's come close so many times, but something always happens that takes it away. She's lost so much, and now they could all be losing her. spinelli says he can't speak for The Terminal One, but he believes she's iron-willed and tenanacious and will survive and achieve her hard won goal of bringing up her precious progeny. Mac blinks a few times and says he doesn't know what Spinelli just said, but he knows it was from the heart, and he is thankful.

Nursery: patrick notices Shawn Douglas eaveslurking at the doorway. Patrick says Emma is negative, which I think is a bit of hyperbole. Lots of kids from her generation are a little sarcastic, but I don't see them as being as cynical as....oh, wait...he means HIV negative. Nevermind. Patrick confides that he doesn't know how he's going to do this. Patrick looks so tired and sad. I would have to hug him if I was Shawn Douglas. Patrick talks about some paralel universe that totally won't cross over into GH and that they lost an HIV patient. Shawn D tries to be positive. Patrick's face gets all wobbly and contorted from crying and he says he doesn't think he can raise Emma alone.

Sam's Apartment: Jerry yells at Sam an points the gun at her. He yells that Sam wanted to keep Alexis away from him and bust him for drugs, but she screwed up. Sam, always the hothead, starts yelling at him that she's the only person she can count on. Jerry gives Sam an injection of some sort. Sam struggles, but he overpowers her. Ouch! I hate shots, but I can't even imagine how painful it would be to get a bigass shot while I was wiggling around and thus making the needle wiggle all around.

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LA Hotel: Loo yells at Scotty and Nik calms her down. He offers to pay for the dogs and helicopters to use in a search. Because apparently LA was just going to blow it off. lol, how rude, LA.

GH Hall: Patrick continues to darkly talk about how he'd be a bad dad without Robin. Someone really needs to tell him to snap out of it. I certainly hope that Patrick at least learns to empathize with his own father and how he fell apart after his wife died. Shawn Douglas finally says that Robin isn't dead. But I think he said "dead yet" which is still pretty morbid. Patrick says he's so afraid he's going to mess up. Shawn Douglas wisely says that even if he does, he's making his own mistakes and not repeating someone else's. The Fatherless Wondertwins nod to each other.

Sam's Apartment: Sam is drowsy on the sofa. Jerry bustles about removing fingerprints and other telltale signs of his being there. He stops her from making a phone call. When he's not looking, she pulls something out of her pocket and tosses it on the ground. I think it's the piece of the detonator. Jerry then walks Sam out of the apartment. She can only sort of listlessly be dragged.

Jason's Penthouse: Jason talks to Bernie on the phone, but then notices a drop of blood on a report. This means something to him by his reaction.

Carly's House: The Soup gets put on the coffee table and out of view, so I don't know what else to tell you about. Oh, Carly sort of grossly rubs Sonny's chest with a towel. It's not in a sexual way, but it's also not particularly nurturing. Just weird rubbing with a towel. Sonny remembers it's Carly's birthday. and I'm sure this touches her so much, she gives him a pity hummer.

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Robin'sRoom: Patrick tells Robin he checked on Emma, and she's perfect and beautiful, and he's scared. Piano Guy takes a seat and starts plinking away sadly. Patrick says he knows the answer to his everything is her, and he loves and needs her. He says she has to live.

Sam's Apartment: Jason breaks into Sam's apartment and looks around. he looks at exactly 3 things and then finds the teeny detonator piece on the ground. Cuz that's how I look for things. I look towards the window, then I look towards the hot tub, then I zero in like a hawk on my prey.

Magruber Control Room!: Jerry has brought Jerry to some silly gray room with lots of pipes and buttons and knobs and random cube shapes. I suppose this is the control room of a ship? or maybe this is the very control room of The Danger. That it's taken a corporeal form and is now whooshing through the streets of Port Charles.

Carly's House: Carly wrings out her gross towel so she can go back to weirdly rubbing water on Sonny's icky chest. We see Jax walk by, and even though the curtains are mostly drawn, his eye is caught by Sonny and Carly on the sofa.
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